Let’s be honest the real joy of a golf scramble isn’t just birdies or beers. It’s rolling in with a team name that turns heads and gets laughs. The best names toe the line: a little naughty, a lot clever, and totally clubhouse-approved.
Whether you’re teeing off with the office crew or showing up to a bachelor party on the green, a great team name sets the vibe before you even swing. It’s your identity, your icebreaker, and your shot at becoming local legend.
So grab a cold one and check out our best dirty-funny (but safe-for-work) golf team names. You bring the game we’ve got the laughs.
⛳ Hilariously Dirty-Sounding Golf Names (But Still Safe)
These names toe the line like a tee shot hugging the fairway they sound dirty, but they’re PG enough for your grandma’s bake sale team.
- Shaft Hustlers
- Grip It & Lick It
- Par-Tee Holes
- Stroke Me Daddy
- Ballz Deep in Rough
- Fore-Play Fanatics
- Putters & Spankers
- Thicc Fairways
- Whackin’ Balls Daily
- Back Nine Bangers
- The Dirty Divots
- Caddies Gone Wild
- Putt Pirates
- The Moist Mulligans
- Slippery Slopes Squad
- Birdies Before Booty
- Lay Up Lovers
- The Whiff Wankers
- Cup Strokers
- Hole Patrol
- Balls ‘n’ Chains
- Fore Skin Club
- Putt Stuff
- Deep Rough Riders
- Shankaholics Anonymous
- The Swingin’ Johnsons
- Fairway to Heaven
- Tees & Tushes
- Rough Junkies
- The Long Balls
- Thrust & Rust
- The Shaft Shankers
- Foregasm Freaks
- Tap That Putt
- Puttaholics
- Tallywackers Tee Club
- The Nasty Nines
- Chokin’ on Irons
- Balls Out Bandits
- The Poke & Rollers
🧠 Experience Tip: Just like picking a clan tag in a sweaty Warzone squad, the best names feel just wrong enough to get laughs without being banned from the lobby (or golf club).
😏 Naughty Wordplay Golf Team Names (PG13+ Vibes)
Clever, cheeky, and full of innuendo. These names keep it suggestive but never explicit — ideal for adult tourneys where humor rules the course.
- Shafted & Proud
- Tee Bags Anonymous
- Hard Drives Club
- The Wet Wedges
- Rubbin’ Woods
- Deep Rough Riders
- Slap the Grass
- Tee Teasers
- Nice Strokes, Bro
- Balls on Fire
- Putt Stuff Up
- Fairway to Foreplay
- The Pullout Putters
- Full Shaft Energy
- Clubbin’ & Thrustin’
- No Gimme Gents
- Grippers & Rippers
- Fore Skins
- Swung Low, Sweet Chariot
- Turf Surfers
- The Hole Seekers
- Strokeaholics
- Putt Pirates of Pleasure Island
- Bush Whackers
- The Tip Teasers
- Lay Up & Let Down
- Fore-Play Foursome
- Swingin’ in the Rain
- Balls Deep & Beyond
- Shaft Happens
- Get in the Hole!
- Grip It & Gag
- Mulligan Missionaries
- Smack That Grass
- The Tee’s Knees
- Kiss My Putt
- The Par-Tee Animals
- Chokin’ Putts
- Dirty Birdie Society
- The Rough Tuggers
⛳ Pun & Games
For those who love wordplay more than their driver.
- The Fore Skins
- Par-Tee Animals
- Fairway to Heaven
- Putt Pirates
- Mull It Over
- Iron Maiden Voyage
- Who’s Your Caddie?
- Slice Slice Baby
- Caddyshackers
- Putt Me Through
- Fringe Benefits
- Stroke of Luck
- The Bogey Men
- Shank You Very Much
- Drive Me Crazy
- Tee’d Off Titans
- The Birdie Bunch
- Chippin’ Dales
- Hole Lotta Love
- Sand Trap Queens
- I Like Big Putts
- Driving Miss Daisy
- The Wedgie Warriors
- Slice Girls
- Whack Job Wonders
- Fairway to Go!
- Tee Rex
- The Gimme Gimmes
🍻 Scramble & Shenanigans
Perfect for teams more into laughs and lagers than low scores.
- Bogey Nights
- Beer View Mirrors
- Shots & Giggles
- Grip It & Sip It
- Hack n’ Snack
- The Tee Bags
- 19th Hole Heroes
- Clubbin’ & Chuggin’
- Mull It & Skull It
- The Sandbaggin’ Sippers
- Balls & Brews
- Whack Shack Crew
- Sip Happens
- The Bogey Beers
- Tee Totalers (but not really)
- Brews & Bogeys
- Drink & Drive (Responsibly)
- Fairway Fugitives
- Shots Fore Days
- The Drunken Divots
- Lager Than Life
- Pints & Putts
- Hazards & Hops
- The Swingin’ Sips
- Duffers & Drafts
- Sliced & Sauced
- Gimme One More
- Tap In, Tap Out
🧓 Over-the-Hill Humor
For the teams that know the cart ride is half the game.
- Old Fore Play
- Fore-Gotten Men
- Back Nine Bums
- Putt Outta Shape
- Still Swingin’
- Tee-rific Seniors
- Hole Lotta Aches
- Drive Miss Daisies
- Par for the Old Course
- The Wrinkled Wedges
- Shankin’ & Crankin’
- The Gassy Caddies
- Over the Tee Hill
- The Stiff Shafts
- Puttin’ on Bengay
- Grit, Glare & Gray Hair
- Swingin’ & Wheezin’
- Flatulence Forecasters
- The Geezer Greens
- Geriatric Golfers
- Fore-get About It
- Chippers with Hip Replacements
- The Creaky Clubbers
- Too Fore Gone
- Fairway Fogeys
- The AARP Aces
- Cart Path Only Crew
- The Senior Shankers
🏌️♀️ Ladies Who Launch
Funny and fierce names for women’s teams (or anyone who wants to own it!).
- Tee Time Tiaras
- Par Then Wine
- Chicks with Sticks
- Birdie Babes
- Balls of Fury (and Flair)
- Divot Divas
- Fore Queens
- Putts & Giggles
- Iron Maidens
- Glamma Golfers
- Bogey & the Beauties
- Gals on the Green
- Fairway Foxes
- Sassy Strokes
- Clubhouse Cuties
- Putt Like a Girl
- Wine, Whine & 9
- Swingin’ Sisters
- The Tee Party
- The Green Goddesses
- Lipstick & Long Drives
- Shank You, Next
- Hole Models
- Caddy Chicks
- Mulligan Mamas
- Pink Tees & Pars
- The Parfect Ladies
- Bling It & Swing It
🤠 Wildcard Wackos
For teams who just want to have way too much fun.
- Caddyshack Rejects
- The Sand Trappers
- Club Sandwiches (No Mayo)
- Lord of the Swings
- Cart Path Only Fans
- Green Missiles
- Blame It on the Greenskeeper
- Whack Attack
- Grip It & Rip It
- Balls of Chaos
- The Bogey Woogies
- Tee-Hee Terrorists
- Hole Lotta WTF
- The Wrecking Balls
- Drive-Thru Mulligans
- Shankopotamus Squad
- Swingers Anonymous
- Putter Mayhem
- The Hackstreet Boys
- Wedgies & Wedges
- Par-tee Crashers
- Loco for the Lush Rough
- The IncrediBalls
- Sultans of Shank
- The Turf Nerds
- Clubbed Up & Clueless
- Not Our Fore-te
- The Slice Is Right
🏌️♂️ Dirty Golf Names for Guys’ Weekends & Bachelor Parties
You came to golf, drink, and cause chaos. These names are designed for wild energy, inappropriate jokes, and inside banter.
- The Bogey Broskis
- Sliced & Sauced
- Caddyshack Rejects
- The Sand Trapsluts
- The Mulligan Mafia
- Beer Me a Birdie
- Thrust & Rust
- Cart Path Cowboys
- Pabst Masters
- The Triple Bogey Boys
- Thicc Stix & Quick Swings
- Suns Out, Shafts Out
- Kiss My Putt
- Ace Holes United
- The Ball Fondlers
- Fairway Frat Pack
- The Backdoor Bunkers
- The Girthy Drivers
- Foregasm Freaks
- Whackin’ Fore Wood
- The Shaft Wranglers
- Balls & Chains (Still Engaged… For Now)
- The Stiff Shafts Society
- Grip It & Girth It
- Rough & Ready
- The Swingin’ D’s
- Birdies, Beers & Bad Decisions
- Deep Woods Crew
- Long Balls, Short Tempers
- The Hung Hazards
- Tap That… Putt
- The Dirty Drivers
- Shafted Saturdays
- Pull Out Pros
- Putt & Pound
- Shots, Shafts & Shenanigans
- The Drunken Strokesmen
- Rippers with Zippers
- Stroke Bros Inc.
- Bunker Brawlers
📏 Short, Dirty-Inspired Golf Names (One-Word Zingers)
Quick, punchy, and a little filthy-sounding — these are perfect for scoreboard clout or team shirts.
- Thrust
- Shafted
- Roughies
- Puttdaddy
- Spanked
- Deepcuts
- Gripz
- Foregasm
- Clubbin’
- Teezy
- BallsUp
- Swangin’
- Dimplez
- WetShot
- Slappin’
- Stiffies
- Slicers
- Chubbs
- Tappin’
- Rippers
- Humpers
- Pluggers
- Bangrz
- Fondlers
- Lickin’
- Whackers
- Shaftin’
- Niblicks (sounds innocent, isn’t)
- Rubbers (it’s a grip… we swear)
- Strokin’
- Shankz
- Lippers
- Bogied
- Cupped
- Slammers
🎯 Final Thoughts: Pick a Name That Swings
Let’s face it anyone can wear polo shirts and chase a ball around. But it takes a true crew to call themselves “The Slippery Slopes Squad” and own it on the green.
Your team name is your brand — it sets the tone, breaks the ice, and makes memories. So whether you’re out here for laughs, competition, or just to escape weekend chores, make sure your name is as unforgettable as your swing (even if it’s a slice).
Found a name that fits? Drop it in your group chat or rock it on your next custom golf towel. Game on.
❓ FAQ: Dirty Golf Team Names
What is a sweaty golf team name?
A “sweaty” name usually means one that tries too hard to be edgy or funny — avoid these if you want something effortlessly cool.
How do I pick a unique golf team name?
Think about your group’s vibe, inside jokes, and shared humor. Then combine golf terms with cheeky or clever twists.
Can two teams have the same name?
Sure, but where’s the fun in that? A unique name stands out and makes your group more memorable.
Should golf team names be short or long?
Short names are punchy, great for scoreboards. Long ones allow more wordplay. It’s all about your style.